Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
coMes A well.
Luv falls into the
well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is
blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also juMps
inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chen ki saas
ka naaM kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chen
ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie
Chen ki bahu ka naaM kya hai ?
This is quite siMple..
.....
Ans: - D'Cold
again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :)
A beggar Meets
another beggar.
A software engineer
Meets another software engineer.
Both of theM ask the
saMe question to each other.
What is the question
???
So, Which PlatforM are
you Working on ???....
Question: What will
u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan
Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u
call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
Much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever
Ltd (LiMited).
Q: - RAM SEETA
HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: - TAILOR (RaM
sewing)
Q: - SEETA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: - Sita MEMORY hai
Q: - Kalidas ka ek
bhai joote banata tha us ka naaM kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
Q: - Prasad
asks KuMble to bring a pepsi... KuMble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ??
why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an
opener
Q: - What is
siMilarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and
"Indian Cricket TeaM"????
Ans: Dono ke ant Me
"Prasad" aataa hai
Q - Who is Joe?
Ans: - "KaMbakth ishq"
- Because "KaMbakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the
grand finale............The Madrasi said,! I want to
see the Movie 'heart is uMbrella'.
Which Movie did he
really want to see?
>>>Dil Chhata
Hai.......
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